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♥ Danika Rose ♥ Montanan ♥ Vegetarian ♥ Dancer ♥ Las Vegas ♥ nineteen ♥ Taurus ♥ everyday badass ♥

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.

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“That’s all right,” she says, and I have to wonder how many times she’s said that to the people in her life who screwed her over somehow.

Not sure if I’m being ignored or if I’m overreacting…

sixpenceee:

the-butt-hut:

sixpenceee:

so a couple of followers suggested this to me, you can suggest things to me too just message me

What’s makes blackout haunted house different is how they have real life scary scenes, like VIOLENT RAPE. 

The following content contains spoilers on what goes on at the haunted house:

Cracked.com had an article in which the guy explains what he had to go through, it includes things like being suffocated, witnessing horrifying violent sex scenes, and he himself had to go to do some pretty gruesome things to escape. He had to put his hand through a toilet bowl filled with vomit to obtain a set of keys. He even was told to staple his hands together. (Not real vomit and staple gun was empty)

He says that past schemes at this house had other horrifying things, like making the visitors suck on bloody tampons. 

It’s a psychologically twisting place. Luckily if it’s too much for you, you can yell SAFETY and you will escorted out. You won’t get your money back tho (that’s $50 gone). 

Cracked article

Official website 

Video

I DID THIS I DID THIS I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH still one of my favorite stories to tell and holy god i still remember every fucking detail

here’a review of the house made by the tumblr user whose actually been through it

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jenkotsu:

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thebravedontsurrender:

afadedbouquet:

brunomarsislife:

THE MOST ACCURATE GIFSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Jenna Marbles describes the female tumblr world with complete accuracy.

should i be embarrassed to reblog this because im fuCKING NOT

HONESTLYYY

Women of tumblr, lesbihonest now

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queerhornyblob:

peaing:

this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

congrats

u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

why am i crying

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